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The World of Technology
By Joe Perham


There’s this guy I know in town who always has to have the very best fishing and hunting equipment that is available. He heard they had a new computer at the Radio Shack down at the Oxford Plaza in Norway, Maine that could answer all your fishing questions.

Well, he went on down to the Radio Shack to get a good look at such a machine. After staring at it for some time, he sat down and typed in the following question: “Where is my father?” Within an instant the computer answered him, “Your father is fishing at Moosehead Lake.”

He jumped up and yelled, “This computer ain’t no good! My father’s been dead for 3 years!” A salesperson heard all the commotion and came to see if he could help. After collecting all the information the salesman told him perhaps it needed more detailed information. So the fella writes again, “Where is Wes Cooley of Trap Corner, Maine?”

Again, in an instance, the computer answered back, “Wes Cooley of Trap Corner, Maine has been dead for 3 years! Your father just caught a 4 pound trout at Moosehead Lake!”

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