Satan and the Mainiacs
Submitted by Mike Stowell
A
curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the
long judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were
allowed to march right through the pearly gates into Heaven.
Others though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the
burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul
into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a
small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's
curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked
Satan what he was doing.
"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line
for, judgment, but I couldn't help wondering. Why are you
tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the
Fires of Hell with the others?"
"Oh those " Satan groaned. "They're all from Maine. They're
still too cold and wet to burn!"
