Forget Rednecks... here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say on New
Englanders:
Submitted by Michael Stowell
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping it
will swim by, you might live in New England.
If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96
nights each year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in
the nation, and Boston gets more snow than any other major city
in the US, you live in New England.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
you live in New England.
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of
the year, you live in New England.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they
don't work there, you live in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in
New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
