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Advantages of Marrying Late
by Tom Remington
The town bachelor from Oquossuc, named Norman
was about to celebrate his 75th birthday when he surprised everyone one day
and got married. The locals were completely astounded by this action and
Arthur, his neighbor and longtime friend asked him, "Norman, why did you
wait so long to get married? We all assumed at your age you would never tie
the knot!"
"Well," said Norman. "The advantage to
marrying at this age is quite simple, Arthur. If you get a bad one, you
don't have to live with them too long!"
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