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Boy Meets Girlfriend's Parents
Branden Faulkenham was a farm boy who rarely left
the farm out in East Andover so you can imagine how he must have reacted the
first time a girl paid any attention to him. He went to school each day but
mostly minded his own business and as soon as school was out, he headed straight
home to do his chores.
One day while at school, Branden met a girl and
even though he had not the slightest idea what to do with a girl, they saw each
other as often as they could while at school.
This relationship went on for some time when one
day Sally asked him to come to her house on Friday night for supper and meet her
parents. Branden was quite hesitant at first but Sally explained that because
this was such a big event for her and her family that they could have sex after
the dinner was over.
Branden was nervously excited partly because he
had never had sex before but he had heard some things about it. So, he headed
down to Rumford to the LaVerdierres pharmacy to get some condoms and anything
else he could think of.
He began talking with the pharmacist about his
situation and getting some advice. The pharmacist was extremely helpful in
answering many of Branden's questions and when he had finished, he asked him if
he would like a 3-pack, a 12-pack or the new family pack. Branden explained that
he better take the family pack as it would be a very busy night for him being
that it was his first time.
Friday night came and Branden was greeted at the
front door by Sally and they immediately went into the dining room for dinner.
Oddly, Branden sat down almost immediately and offered to ask the blessing on
the food.
Everyone bowed there heads and Branden did his and
remained silent as his lips moved to the words he was saying in his silent
prayer. This continued for a very long time until Sally finally leaned over and
whispered in Branden's ear, "I didn't know you were so religious!"
To which Branden replied, "I didn't know your
father was a pharmacist!"
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