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Asking Questions and Fishing

One day Otis run into young Bruce. Bruce was about 8 years old and Otis thought maybe it would be a good idea to take Bruce with him up to South Arm and do some fishing. Otis knew someone up there who had a little row boat he could borrow.

The two headed for Richardson Lake, loaded their gear into the boat and headed out on the lake fishing. Both were being pretty quiet for about an hour when Bruce began staring off toward the sky in a deep daydream.

After some time, Bruce came back to reality and says to Otis, “Otis, how can this boat float like it does?”

Well, Otis thought for a moment and said, “Gee, Bruce, I dunno.”

Bruce looked at Otis and asked, “Otis, how can fish breath under water? Why don’t they drown?”

Otis thought real hard and answered, “Gee, Bruce, I dunno.”

Bruce continued to ponder real hard and asked Otis again, “Otis, why is the sky blue?”

After some serious consideration on the part of Otis, he replied, “Gee, Bruce, I dunno.”

Bruce asked another question, “Otis, how does the moon and stars stay up in the sky?”

Otis knew this was a real tough question and he thought long and he thought hard and finally looked straight into Bruce’s eyes and said, “Gee, Bruce, I dunno.”

Bruce kinda smiling looked back at Otis and asked, “Otis, do you mind I’m asking you all these questions?”

Otis smiled back and said, “Gee, Bruce, of course not. Afterall, you can’t learn anything if you don’t ask questions.”

 

 

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