“Hello?” Otis said barely able to comprehend anything before him.
“This is your neighbor! I just called to let you know that your dog is barking and it is keeping me and my wife awake,” the nasty neighbor yelled into the phone and then abrupty hung up on Otis.
Otis crawled back into his bed and went to sleep.
The next night as Otis was getting ready for bed, he dug around among the dirty clothes, etc. and located his alarm clock. He set it for precisely 3:30 a.m.
At precisely 3:30 a.m., his alarm sounded and Otis quickly got up, walked over to his phone and dialed up his neighbor.
Waking the neighbor and of course enjoying every minute of it, Otis quickly said to his irate listener, “This is your neighbor! I just called to let you know that I don’t have a dog!”