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Doc Willis and the Mechanic

Otis and Gabby had nothing to do one day - no really, they didn’t - so they thought they’d wander on down to Marston’s Garage and see what Gary was up to. When they arrived, they saw Gary tinkerin on a nice Mercedes that belonged to old Doc Willis.

Otis and Gabby grabbed a coke from the cooler and sat down in Gary’s old metal Adirondack chairs and watched. Pretty soon Doc Willis arrived back at the garage wanting to get his car. He was in a bit of a hurry.

Doc Willis asked, “Is my car ready yet?”

To which Gary replied, “Almost. I just got to finish buttonin it back up.”

Old Doc Willis began to walk away and then turned back to Gary and inquired, “Do you know how much this is going to cost me?”

Gary replied, “Ayuh, I got a good idea!”

“Well, how much? I’ll write you out a check while I wait,” said Doc.

“It’s gonna be fifteen hundred dollars by the time I git er done!” exclaimed Gary.

“Fifteen hundred dollars!” yelled ole Doc. “That seems pretty expensive to get my valves ground down and a couple a new pistons!”

About then Otis pipes up, “Not really, Doc. You see, Gary’s about as good a mechanic as there is and his job is just as important as your job. Why, them cars is pretty technical and complicated these days you know. Now, we know you charge a lot for a fixed heart and we know a man can’t live without a workin heart and you can’t drive your car without a fixed up motor. I guess Gary’s got the right to charge just as much. He’s just as smart as you are!”

And of course Gabby agreed completely with Otis’ assessment of things. I’m not sure Gary did but he really didn’t care much one way or the other.

After hearing that bull from Otis, Old Doc Willis chimed in one last time, “Is that a fact, Otis? Well, then if Gary’s such a good mechanic and if he is a smart as I am and can do the same technical and scientific things I can do, then I want to see him grind those valves and replace them pistons while the car is running!”

 

 

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