Lost

Would you believe it? Otis and Gabby were standing down beside the bridge that crosses over the Ellis River, doing not much of anything when a BMW came to a screeching halt right beside them.

The driver yells out, “Do you know how to get to Route 17?”

Otis took off his hat and scratched his head for a second and answers, “Nope.”

“Do you know how to get to the Maine Turnpike?” asked the driver again.

Otis continued to scratch at his head, “Nope.”

The driver looking a bit perplexed asks, “Do you know which road will take me south toward Portland?”

Otis looked at Gabby and Gabby looked at Otis and then Otis replied, “Nope.”

Mad as all heck, the driver says, “You don’t know anything do you, you fool!”

Just then Gabby spoke up and said, “Maybe Otis don’t know nothin but he ain’t lost now is he!”