Home  Confused?  Dictionary  Jokes  Black Fly Blog  Virgil&Florena  Otis&Gabby  News  Politics  Pictures   

About Us  Submissions  Site Map  Links  Advertising  Contact Us

 

Gabby Reveals Higher Level Thoughts

Hard to believe but it might actually be true.

You see, Otis and Gabby were sitting in front of Mill’s Market looking for something to do. Otis says to Gabby, “Gabby I heard that fella that just moved here from New Jersey, ain’t feelin too good.”

“What’s the matter with him, Otis?” asked Gabby.

“I heard he had cancer real bad and he’s only got about 6 weeks left to live”, said Otis.

“Well,” replied Gabby. “I think he better go on back down to New Jersey and spend the rest of his days there.”

To which Otis sat in pure amazement at what Gabby said and barked back, “Why on earth would he want to leave such a lovely place as Andover, Maine?”

“Well,” said Gabby. “I heard that living in New Jersey, six months seems like six years!”

 

 

LaughMaine.com and its contents:

Copyright © 2004,2005,2006 by Thomas K. Remington and Kent On 6 Productions