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When Gabby
Was in School
We all know and love Gabby.
He’s Otis’ good friend that hangs out in the center of town in
Andover.
When Gabby was but a lad, he
went to school one day to learn. The teacher began showing the
class some pictures of animals to see if any of the kids could
name the animals she showed.
She first held up a picture of
a giraffe. No one in the class seemed to know what the name of
the animal was so she gave them a clue. “What kind of animal has
a real long neck?” she asked.
Finally, Veena raised her hand
and said giraffe.
“Very good,” said the teacher.
Next she held up a picture of a
zebra and again no one raised a hand. Once again the teacher
gave them a hint.
“See the black and white
stripes? What kind of animal has black and white stripes? she
asked.
Edgar raised his hand finally
and asked, “Is that a zebra?”
“Very good,” replied the
teacher.
Teacher held up one more
picture of a deer. No one responded so she once again gave them
a clue.
“See the large horns on top of
its head? What kind of animal has horns on top of its head?” she
asked.
Oddly, none of the kids knew
the answer so the teacher gave them another hint.
“Okay, class,” she said. “I’ll
give you another clue. It’s something your mother sometimes
calls your father.”
At that point in time Gabby way
in the back of the class yells out real loud, “I know what it
is! It’s a horny son-of-a-bitch!”
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